Okay so this is my little cousin, he was a lot bigger at one time according to his stories, he has been through anything and everything all for the sake of this Country, and Russia, but we will get to that later. He has embarked on many brave missions and has had to wear some pretty unusual disguises, for example he once had to pretend to be a vietnamese male stripper, or maybe the war just messed with his mind so much that he wasn't pretending? Anywho he also tells a story about when he went and fought in the Russian war, although it is not quite clear which side he was on. Due to his split personality he argues with himself over that. So just keep that in mind and remember what our veterans have went through for us, even though they might be a little crazy, and been blown to pieces a million times. They have sunk entire islands, flew planes with their arms, and killed 700 men with one stick! So next time you see this old veteran walkin by make sure you thank him for serving our Country... then give him the ol' Hitler Salute!
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